Another round-up from the World Cup, this time from Group B with Portugal and Spain edging closer to a knockout berth with victories over Morocco and Iran respectively.

There was a moment during Portugal’s opening game with Spain when Pepe clashed with Diego Costa, and the commentator called them both ‘Titans.’

I remember thinking at the time, “Did he mean Tits?”

Portugal has beaten Morocco to put eight studs into the Round of 16 thanks to another goal from Cristiano Ronaldo. All the talk should be of the world’s greatest footballer, and instead, I feel compelled to talk about the man muppet – Pepe.