Another round-up from the World Cup in Russia sees Brazil and Switzerland qualify for the knockout stages after Neymar and the boys beat Serbia, and the Swiss draw against Costa Rica.

I just ate a vegan burger called The Cowless Burger. It was a monster. A mixed bean patty, shredded beets and carrots, vegan cheese, two fried onion rings, lettuce and BBQ sauce.

As I sat in the courtyard, the sun beating the crap out of me, onion rings burning the roof of my mouth, heat enclosed around me like I was living inside a kettle, I thought, “Christ, this is good.”

What was it?